Saturday, June 25, 2005

Odds & Ends

Here's a smattering of some CH related news all posted in one convenient entry:

LESS THAN A DAY LEFT ON THE CH EBAY AUCTIONS

Thanks to everyone who has bid thus far. Here are the links, hurry up!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW



FULL METAL COMEDY GOING BACK INTO PRODUCTION

The handsome Kirill Bichutsky is going back to editing Full Metal Comedy and is planning on adding longer interview cuts, blooper reel (which will contain tons of my awfulness), and other goodies that I don't know about.

To learn more about FMC, click this pretty banner:




COMICS OF OPIE & ANTHONY TOUR COMING SOON?

Shhh don't tell anyone. Seems that a certain O&A related comedian wants to start a tour with him & other show related comics. But what about a Cringe Humor Tour?


CH COMEDIAN PLANNING CD RELEASE

All I can disclose is that the tentative title will be "Stray Doggie Style"



CH STREET TEAM COMING SOON

Thanks to the hard work of CH forum member & long time supporter, Leah, Cringe Humor will be unveiling an official street team. The purpose is to obviously promote CH in local areas and to learn more about the fanbase. Expect promotional kits including flyers, stickers, and these awesome buttons:

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Thanks again to the lovely Leah for her dedication & support



CH PLUGGED ON HOWARD STERN

This past week Steve Byrne was a sit in guest and he talked about a squabble he had with Stern show writer Sal "The Stockbroker' Governale. Apparently it all originated over a clip CH posted of Sal harrassing Dat Phan on the Kidd Chris Show.

Sal explained where the clip was posted and even told Howard I respect him (which I do.) Check it out here:

CLICK HERE NOW K


Thats all for now





Monday, June 20, 2005

Nice CH Radio Update

Pete from Cringe Humor Radio updated the rotation today and added tons of new exclusive shit. Some of the clips include full sets of the following performers from the June 7th Comedy Cellar taping (from Pete himself):

Dov Davidoff
Joe Matarese
Robert Kelly (New Stuff)
Jim Norton (This is what he asked me to record the week before his tonight show...most of it is longer versions of the same bits. this is great for students of stand-up who want to see how a master condenses material and timing for a network show)

Also, the boy prodigy Kirill, sent me audio from the 6/2 CH Show that will be added to the rotation tonight. Check out this awesome clip of Russ Meneve offending a female audience member:

CLICK HERE - .mp3, 4mb


To listen to Cringe Humor Radio now, visit the official site:

CringeHumorRadio.com

Saturday, June 11, 2005

The Lost Article

Over a year ago (wow has time flown by) CH wrote a 3 piece article on what a sham the reality show "Last Comic Standing" was. You can check out the 3 articles on the utterly stagnant CH Columns page. I plan on dropping the columns page when the site is redesigned (which will be soon)

There was a 4th part of the series that never saw daylight, because the person involved never got back to me to ok it. Well, I'm going to post it here now, lucky you!


Fake Reality: The Controversy Behind LCS 2: Part 4

"If Peter Engel was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him," states Walter Gause. Just who is Walter Gause and why is he making such a bold statement?

While collecting information on the Last Comic Standing shadyness, I kept hearing about a gentleman named Walter who created the show and has it stolen from him. After several months of digging, CH has finally tracked him down.

Let's travel back about a year in time. The initial season of Last Comic Standing (LCS) has just completed and was a smashing success. LCS brought in huge ratings, NBC is pleased, and a second season is announced.

Walter Gause is the head writer, solely responsible for the show's name, challenges and other on air concepts. After the in house segments of season 1 were done, executive producer Peter Engel brought in another writer, KP Anderson to handle the final 2 live episodes. Shortly after, Engel decided to can Walter because he quote "Didn't deliver."

How can that be? "I find it hard to believe that a person who created all of the ideas and named the show that gets picked up for a 2nd season and nominated for best reality show somehow doesn't deliver."

To this day, Engel's decision hasn't been justified. Is it because Walter is African American? "For Peter Engle to say I didn't deliver...it just makes me think that maybe my race had something to do with it."

Gause continues, "Racism is the hardest thing to prove. I made it this far in life never thinking about racism because 1) it's there, 2) it's never going away, & 3) I'm not going to ever let it stop me from getting what I want...but in this case, more people than just me have been screwed over by Peter Engel."

If Gause was a white, Christian male, would he have been canned?

Let's explain the origin of Last Comic Standing now. Gause was gracious enough to give Cringe Humor the full story:

"This girl created the show. She worked with Jay (Mohr). Jay says 'I'm not a writer, but my friend is. we'll bring him in' So they bring me in...I create this concept. I actually named the show...Barry Katz will attest to that. I still have on my computer where Jay wrote me a letter saying 'Hey Mr. writer, we're trying to come up with names,' and I gave them like 50 different names - and Last Comic Standing was in it."

What about the LCS pilot known as "Comic House"?

"I created the format. We met with Peter Engel, we met with NBC, then nothing came of it. Then one day, Jay & I were going on tour, and Jay says 'Hey meet me down in North Hollywood... we're shooting a pilot.'" Gause seemed shocked to hear the news. Mohr told Gause that if the pilot gets picked up, he's in as head writer. NBC had to hire Gause because the LCS concept was registered under him. "We put this deal together, (NBC) is like 'We're gonna do 8 shows, that's it'...we signed the deal to do the 8 shows."

Gause then explains how his role quickly changed after he was hired. "Then all of a sudden it's Peter (Engel), Barry Katz, Bob Read & Ross Mark, and all these people that go into this other room, and then they start having these meetings. I'm in my office, and then somebody comes knocking on my door saying 'Hey Walt, we need 10 more ideas.' I give them the 10 more ideas, they go in there and they start having meetings about it - without me."

Good old NBC would take Gause's ideas & run with them. "When NBC would approve of a concept, they would come back to my office and ask me 'Now how exactly do you do this Walt?' Then I would have to write out what it was, how it worked, and then it became great."

"I gave them probably 60 ideas that they approved of. Out of those 60, they did the 8 (for season 1), and then the 8 for this year. They own them now." Gause came up with several seasons worth of ideas & concepts for the show.

Enter KP Anderson. The last 2 episodes of season 1 were both live shows. At the time, Gause wasn't writing live shows, so NBC decided to bring in Anderson to handle those duties. Gause & Anderson are both friends, and KP took it upon himself to call Gause before accepring the job to see if it was cool. Gause gave him the green light because he knows Anderson has a family to feed. Little did Gause know he would end up losing his job to him. "They bring this guy in to write these 2 shows, and then they said 'Well, now we don't need Walt. We already have his ideas, so we'll just leave KP in here to write the live shows next year, and we'll keep Walter's ideas.'"

Before Gause was head writer of LCS, he spent the previous 10 years writing jokes for LCS host Jay Mohr. Walter wrote everything from Jay's stand up act, to his ESPN show, Mohr Sports. When Walter was let go from LCS, Jay had no choice but to listen to the network and stuck with KP Anderson as his new go to guy. "KP's a funny guy, but I've been writing jokes for Jay for 10 years. When you see Jay last year, and then you see him this year, he's a little off tilt, because someone else is writing jokes for him that really doesn't know his humor."

Mohr is very protective of Anderson, even crediting him in a recent interview with Reality News Online for creating all of the ideas that Gause has come up with. Since then the Mike DeGeorge piece has been pulled from the site. I have contacted RNO, and as of press time have yet to receive an explanation as to why it was yanked.

Now, Last Comic Standing is nominated for a "Best Reality Show" Emmy award this year. Gause plans to attend the awards alongside Peter Engel and everyone else at the network. NBC backed Gause 100% and he also received clearance from the Emmy Committee to be there because he was the lone writer.

Can we expect drama to unfold live at the Emmys if LCS should win?

"I don't think we'll win personally, because we're up against The Apprentice & American Idol...but if we happen to win, I'm walking that stage just as proud as any of the rest of them. And if they say 'Uhhh what are you doing here?' (I'll reply with) I wrote the god damn show alone." Gause jokes that he will mimmick Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop. "The reason the Emmys don't allow me up here was there's no niggers allowed!"

Gause wants to make himself clear. "Jay is my friend, Barry Katz is Barry Katz - he hasn't done anything to me 'cause I won't let him. The reason that I'm talking to (Cringe Humor) is because Peter Engel shoved it in my ass. That's the bottom line. I'm not mad at NBC, they didn't do anything...It was just Peter Engel, he really did a number on me. Personally, I think he's racist, but that's something that's very hard to prove. That's a word I don't really like to throw around, but I know other black people he has done this to. It just seems like a pattern."

Well Peter Engel, Gause who's coming to dinner.

-Patrick Milligan

Note: Walter also asked me to give a cyber shoutout to Neil Brennan, co writer of Chappelle's Show. "I want to congratulate Neil, cause I knew he would make it. Me & Neil, from the balconies in North Hollywood, talking about this & that, I just wanna congratulate him because he was my man. He's still the man, but I just haven't seen him in about 6 or 7 years...our paths have been different."

On behalf of Cringe Humor, I would like to once again thank Walter for taking the time to explain his story to us. It's a huge honor.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Greg Giraldo Sober

Whilst recording last night's show at the Cellar, Pete from CHR reports that Greg Giraldo had some material about being sober for the past month. Pete also reported how sharp and flawless Greg's set was - perhaps a testament to his new found sobriety?

It was no secret amongst the comedians that Greg liked to drink, as the topic was poked fun at many times during the Patrice O'Neal & Jim Norton Roasts. Here's to hoping Greg keeps it up as we all know how brilliant he can be.

Greg joins a long list of CH Comedians that have been clean, including Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Rich Vos, Bob Kelly, recently Ben Bailey, and I'm sure many others.

I'm not one of those "OMG DON'T DRINK" holier-than-thou douchebags, just drawing paralells to a comedian's sobriety and their successes.

Julian Clayton (who runs the great XRatedShirts.com) recently posted a great story on the CH Forum about doing some hellacious road work, whilst consuming large amounts of alcohol. This prompted Rich Vos to reply with some tough love advice that echoes the sentiments posted above.

To summarzie: If you want to be a successful comedian, lay off the booze and instead take advantage of the sloppy drunk whores that attend your shows

Monday, June 06, 2005

Cringe Humor Radio @ The Cellar

The handsomely goattee'd Pete Rosales, who runs Cringe Humor Radio, has been given the green light to record tonight's 9pm Comedy Cellar Show for broadcast on the station. Many thanks to Bob Kelly for the hookup.

The Lineup includes:

- Jim Norton
- Joe Matarese
- Russ Meneve
- Dov Davidoff
- Bob Kelly
& the awesome Todd Lynn

Let's hope the audio comes out fine, as we all know what an audio capturing retard I am

Visit CringeHumorRadio.com to listen to streaming audio of your fav comedians and other nonsense to attract more than 5 listeners at a time

Cracked Magazine Does Standup

Here's an excerpt from a confidential email I received this afternoon:

"Cracked's new format will appeal to a wider and older audience. Rather than being a comics magazine geared toward 7 to 12 year olds, the new CRACKED will be a "humor lifestyle" magazine that reaches a smart, college-educated, mostly male demographic between the ages of 18 and 34. CRACKED will be a
smart, satirical alternative media voice that will skewer society's sacred cows.

More importantly, the new CRACKED will be the magazine of, for and about comedy‹covering the business end, up-and-coming comedians, reviews of films,TV shows and DVDs, and interviews with the likes of Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. CRACKED will become to comedy what Rolling Stone is to music."

A certain CH Comedian and World Champion will be featured in the debut relaunch issue

More info coming soon

Hey look! It's the lovely Laurie Kilmartin in a CH Shirt standing next to a fat, sweaty stalker Posted by Hello

This Weekend's Site Update

Another weekend, another update. I need to sit down & apply myself to writing more. I owe Ben Bailey, Steve Byrne, & Joe Matarese all CD reviews. I just keep putting it all off and I don't know why. I must have ADD or some shit

Anyways, here's the new content:
  • 18 Exclusive pictures from the 6/2 CH Show are now online. They include wonderful shots of Pete Dominick, Judah Friendlander, Russ Meneve, Ben Bailey, & Laurie Kilmartin. Props to La Mott Jackson
Upcoming Events:
  • Jim Florentine will be at the Improv in Hollywood, Fla 6/9-12

  • Rich Vos can be seen at the Funny Bone in Virginia Beach, VA 6/8-12

  • Russ Meneve is headlining Carolines on Broadway onMonday 6/13

  • The weekend after that, Florentine is headlining Stanfords Comedy Club in Overland Park, Kansas 6/15-18

  • Ben Bailey is performing at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Uncasville, CT on Friday 6/17

  • Dane Cook will be at the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom in Hampton Beach, NH 6/17 - 18

  • Bob Kelly will be at the Comedy Connection in Saugus, MA 6/17-18

  • Jim Norton is performing at the Improv in Addison, TX 6/16-18

  • Check out the Beachers Madhouse Show at the Hardrock Hotel on Saturday June 11th feat. Bob Kelly

  • Dave Attell is still out touring for Comedy Central. Get dates & other info her

TV Highlights:

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Two Drink Minimum Update

George Sarris did indeed get around to replying and explained what's going on with 2DM:

"2 Drink Minium didnt realy fold, what happened was Julie was offered a big job somewhere with a big publication and she's going to run the entertainment section or comedy beat or something. So I think she couldn't turn it down."


But where does this leave us paying subscribers?




Ben Bailey @ the 6/2/05 CH Show Posted by Hello

The Metamorphosis Of Ben Bailey

It seems that the great Ben Bailey is changing up his act quite a bit. This is due to his recent sobriety. Ben spoke about cleaning up on Opie & Anthony recently, and in the CH Interview which you can read by clicking here.

At Thursday night's show he didn't do one single joke from his regular act. Ben did a lot of crowd work, silly faces, and an impression of a British Mother & her son that made me laugh like a retard.
After his set I spoke to him for a few and he explained how he's letting loose on stage and being more of himself thanks to replacing beers with Red Bull energy drinks.

It was great to see. Ben as Ben is fucking hilarious and I hope he incorporates himself into his act more often

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Two Drink Minimum Done?

I was told by certain individuals (who shall remain nameless) at Thursday night's Cringe Humor Show, that the standup comedy publication Two Drink Minimum has gone belly up.

2DM was an online e-zine for the longest time and decided to go to print on a bi-monthly basis. Sadly it's print run only lasted 2 issues. It was a sharp looking magazine, complete with neat photos, safe articles, & positive reviews. I loved Don Sill's writing, very cool dude who I've had the pleasure of meeting.

I asked George Sarris (of the NYC Underground Comedy Festival fame) if 2DM did indeed fold, and I've yet to receive a reply...I don't know if that's good or bad.

I've always had a love/hate relationship towards 2DM. I was rather annoyed at how the Cringe Humor name was snubbed in their first print issue. They did a huge 7 pages or so article on the Underground Comedy Festival and referred to each show by name, except mine. There was some behind the scenes drama concerning $$ at the show which I'm sure was taken into account when it went to press. I also know one of the authors of the piece isn't a huge fan of mine...Ah, the good ol' days in the Yahoo SFComedy Group.

But hey, personal politics aside, this is a sad turn of events. I never really spoke to Julie (besides being a few feet away from her on several occasions) but the intentions of her work were great.

I admit, the CH Shows were inspired by 2DM's fundraiser. After the Jim Norton Roast I sat down with Masavia (who now runs Standup NY) and told him my intentions of having a CH brand of shows. Bob Kelly sat in and suggested the Laugh Lounge as the venue, as he had a good time there doing the fundraiser. Less than a month later the first show took place.

So now who's left? The Comical! Apparently they want me to write a monthly column for them which could be interesting. The idea was proposed to me recently, but I'll believe it when it happens. I have a wonderful idea for a first piece, trashing the trendy/indy/alternative trend I see in growing in the NYC comedy scene. You know, those performers like Jessica Delfino with their emo glasses & unfunny, out-there material, pandering for laughter in the Luna Lounge...ok I'll save it for the piece.

Cringe Humor Blog

First it was trendy MySpace. Then streaming radio (courtesy of the handsome Pete). Now CH enters the awful world of blogging.

It was actually Bob Kelly who told me this is a good idea, so if it fails you can all blame him. The purpose of this is to broaden the fanbase somewhat. The blog will contain random nonsense pertaining to CH, the comedians, the standup industry, etc.

I am rather lazy so don't expect 9000 fucking entries per day. It will mainly be used for promotion and more whoring of the CH t-shirts.

I hope to have the featured comedians write some shit in here, maybe give them a topic and I will post their replies. If anyone has good topics ideas, comment plz

That's all for now, fags